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Hi, I’m a professional wrestler - can I get you in a headlock?

I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

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Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!

You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.

There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now.

Excuse me, you’ve got something on your face [look closer] Oh, I think it’s beauty.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?

I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker!

) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes. Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway? You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.

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